Revelations of the Immigrant Mind. By Uncle Monty.

Revelations of the Immigrant Mind

By Uncle Monty

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Claiming to be the biggest name in Southern African

news, The New Zimbabwe -freesheet contains more

than news about the insanity that is Zimbabwe under the

Presidential Madman of Robert Mugabe. It also provided

shocking revelations of the immigrant mind now thriving

on the loose inside immigrant Britain.
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The 24-page weekly London-based freetsheet that is
The New Zimbabwe -was an eye opener for its cover-

age on asylum seekers upto no good in Britain; backing
Naomi Campbell’s “right to lose it” over her lost air-
line baggage in which she now stands accused of
assaulting an English cop; how immigrants can now
"lawfully" marry without being labelled “fraudsters,”
according to its columnist Rumbidzai Bvunzawabaya;
and to top it all is its disgusting column entitled
“Dear Skye,” which beats the biscuit with letters
from its wild readers wanting answers to questions
about oral sex, feet fetish, the baby factory, unpro-
tected intercourse, and a reader’s masturbation

over photographs of his wife’s two sisters …
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Some might legitimately claim that much of what
is presented in The New Zimbabwe -freesheet is

more of what is really Old -Zimbabwe culture

and morals, rather than new ones.
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Dear Skye says it all whether it’s called old -or new
morality and lifestyle of the immigrant African in

today’s Britain. Here are a few examples from
the “Dear Skye” letter column:
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Dear Syke
I have had a foot fetish all my adult life
and it drives me to absolute destruction, especially
in the summer months. Whenever I see female bare

feet, I want to tickle them, kiss them, suck them, feel

them, touch them or just do stuff to them. How can

I cure myself of this?
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Dear Syke
I masturbate over pictures of my
wife’s two sisters. Is that cheating?
I simply can’t help it.
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Dear Syke
I’m turning into a Baby Factory at 18.
(And I) have a two-year old child. Today I have
found out that I am expecting once again. I have
been with my boyfriend for two years now …
I had my second abortion a couple of months
ago and I really don’t want another one, but
then again I don’t want another baby ..
What should I do?
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Dear Syke
I heard that you can get Chlamydia
through giving a blowjob. Is this true?
Which other STIs can you get through this?
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Is the “Dear Syke” columnist some sort
of sex therapist or head shrink or a quack

doctor or what? Whatever, the column shows

the underbelly of rather strange people from

The Third World entering The First World with

values and lifestyles that are inimical and contrary

to it. Or has Britain now become more like the

masses of immigrants themselves that seem to

have become mindless of what's right and

wrong, morally, ethically, and socially?
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The New Zimbabwe -is rightly anti-Mugabe, but

such is not much of a comfort if such a publication

then lacks moral and ethically standards to match

its anti-Mugabe stance.
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I got a copy of the freesheet to read all the latest
about the Mugabe tyranny that is the present
Zimbabwe, but never did I expect it would also
provide insights and revelations of the immigrant

mind in today’s Britain. That I found almost more
interesting than reading about Africa’s shame
that is Robert Mugabe, who should have been

gotten by the scruff of the neck years ago and

dumped on the garbage heap he’s made of old

Zimbabwe. Hopefully, the New Zimbabwe under

perhaps the Morgan Tsvangirai leadership will

bring the best out of those Zimbabweans both

at home and abroad.
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Perhaps, too, Dear Syke should also be gotten

by the scruff of the neck like The Old Prez

Madman and thrown on the garbage heap that

smells pretty badly to most white and black

folks here in Great Britain.
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Have a good day, Uncle Monty.

+Children's Day, 2oo8.

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:: NEWS UPDATE ::

Zimbabwe Christian students say

Mugabe is as bad as Ian Smith.

Harare (ENI). The Student Christian Movement of

Zimbabwe says there is no cause for celebration on

the 28th anniversary of their country's independence,

due to the collapse of national health and education

systems and the brutal suppression of democracy

by the government of President Robert Mugabe

and his supporters. "There is nothing to celebrate

from the economic collapse that our nation is faced

with now. There is nothing to celebrate from a basket

case which Zimbabwe is now, when in 1980 Zimbabwe

was the bread basket of Africa," said the students'

statement released in Harare and Geneva on 18

April, the anniversary of Zimbabwe's

independence from Britain in 1980.

Ecumenical News International (ENI)

April 19th, 2oo8.