7/09/2008

Contessa My Foot. By Uncle Monty.

Contessa My Foot.
By Uncle Monty.
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Our world is full of bogus people, schemes, and things.
Quack doctors, artificial flavouring, fake cops, get rich
schemes, imitation designer labels, zircons for real dia-
monds, con TV quiz games, criminal fronts, counterfeit
banknotes, bogus bishops, false news reports, padded
resumes, deceptive advertising, spin politics, university
degree mills, and from time to time even pretended nobility
from so-called Contessa de Avila to Champagne Charlie.
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Such bogus people, schemes, and things are oftentimes hard
to detect or decipher because so much in our own real world
thesedays is already so shallow and slim we just let them
pass us by to the point of readily accepting or ignoring
such in our day to day life.
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So when a female con artist like Elda Bequinua (shown above)
comes along as the Contessa de Avila, it doesn’t take much to be
taken in not by her per se, but rather by her pretended title of
nobility and wealth. We desperately want to be around “real”
people, especially if they hold some position of influence and bank
bags of money that 63 years old Filipine-born, British pensioner,
like Elda Bequinua conned others into believing she had indeed.
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We also want “real” schemes and “real” things
like “real” diamonds, “real” gold,” “real” hopes, "real"
love, “real” relationships, “real” bargains, and “real” this and
“real” that, but only to find our diamonds, our gold, our hopes,
our love, our relationships, our bargains, aren’t always so real
after all. They’re as fake oftentimes as the Contessa de Avila
and the late Champagne Charlie. But we still carry on, however,
in our life’s search for the next “real” something that never
really seems to come for so many of us. Our only real hope
is finally to find our own shallow grave. And, that's for REAL.
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So "Contessa my foot" is Elda Bequinua, who was sentenced
last week to five years in an English slammer at where she'll
now have plenty of time to dream up yet another fancy title
as an ex-jail bird in her flights of granduer and upper class.
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Bogus baroness jailed for £16 trillion fraud
www.telegraph.co.uk/htmlContent.jhtml?html=/archive/1997/03/26/nfake26.html
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Filipina fleeced P207m.
Nice On A Real Contessa. Best Hopes for You, Uncle Monty.
+St. Kilian, Apostle of Franconia.
2oo8.
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Subject: bad children and bad lady.
good stuff, uncle monty. i agree school dicipline needs to be improved with
punishments to control wayward students. i support the use of the paddle.
england sounds really bad in their schools. i don't figure out why they have
lost the plot. you call for what you call "the cane" to be used again in uk.
you're right i am sure. on your contessa story you should know all about
the real and not so real ladies. your own contessa maria must be curious
about the fake contessa (jailed Elda Bequinua) you now write about. to
take one look at her photo is to ring bells in my mind. how does she think
she would not be exposed by using such a fake title like contessa de silva?
i just so much like your superblog. including your story on the supermodel
and superbitch ms. campbell. where do think up all the stuff you write about?
i'm puzzled why there is so little public debate about what you write so well.
perhaps they're scared your outspoken opinions will be turned on them?
i'm your blog fan so remember that uncle monty. from john lenhart. usa.
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From: "john lenhart" johnlenhart@email2me.net To: thebiggerissue@k.st
Subject bad children and bad lady. Date: Wed 07/09/08 11:16 AM
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:: UPDATE ::
Thanks to The-Mail-on-Sunday, I can now add "Bogus Brides"
to my list of bogus others. "Church hit by rise of the bogus bride,"
the paper declared. Its report stated: "Senior clergy warned that
the number of bogus marriages has soared, despite Church of
England attempts to stem the rise. Guidelines issued by the
dioceses of London and Sourthwark were meant to halt the in-
crease in illegal immigrants seeking to gain British citizenship
by duping vicars into marrying them." The reports also states
that applications for church weddings in Southwark alone
rose from 90 in 2004 to 493 last year or in 2007.
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