4/15/2010

To James Caan: Life Is Full of Criminals. By Uncle Monty.




To James Caan:
Life Is Full of Criminals.
Story By Uncle Monty.
Photos & Graphics By Alex Albion.
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As chairman of The Big Issue Foundation, James Caan,
who is close to age 50, and a name changer and practising
Parkistani Muslim, stated he will not invest his business money
with co-star Duncan Bannatyne, because of Duncan's convicted
minor criminal past as then a teenager.
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Caan's comments were reported in The London Evening Standard
that declared he could not invest with anyone who had a criminal
record. Yet, Caan works closely with one of UK's most well-known
and self-confessed criminals at The Big Issue called John Bird,
who co-founded the magazine and is now close to age 65. Bird
also gets speaking fees in the range of $4,000 to £7,000
at various corporate and charity dinner talks.
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Also, The Big Issue is said to have 1,000 ex-prisoners and
ex-parolees among its estimated 3,000 Big Issue vendors
in the UK. So why is James Caan now talking "All Holy Than
Thou" against Duncan Bannatyne? Plus, it seems James Caan
(who is not to be confused with the American film actor of the
same name) is also pulling the "race card" it seems on Duncan
by branding him a so-called “racist.” Typically in Broken Britain,
immigrants, asylum seekers, and foreigners are quick to call a
local white a racist whenever they’re offended by something or
cannot get their own way in an argument over someone.
I
am personally so sick and tired of those sprouting the word
"racist" at every turn and then being allowed to get away
with it. James Caan seems now to have spitefully fallen
for the same ugly smear and dirty trick as a Muslim
Pakistani that he is against Britisher Duncan Bannatyne.
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Whatever, surely Caan must have known John Bird was
a well-known and self-admitted ex-criminal? If not, he
should not have been made foundation chairman by the
money-grabbing Bird, who insists on ingratiating himself
with a variety of B-rated celebrities like James Caan. While
Bird's close and long time buddy Nigel Kershaw is Group
Chairman and was appointed OBE at The Queen’s New
Year’s Honour List, 2010. Congrats to Nigel!!
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And Caan, formerly known as Nazim Khan, must have
surely known that many Big Issue vendors also come
from criminal backgrounds, which I have noted in
previous Big Issue stories of mine.
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The problem with The Big Issue Foundation and The
Big Issue magazine is that a cult or clique has emerged
around Bird himself. The operation of both money-making
entities thrives at the expense of everybody else, and most
especially at the expense of Big Issue vendors like me all
across the UK and who are not given entré to the inner
Bird circle and its secretive workings. Alot of what goes
on inside the foundation and the magazine is done, I am
told, in concerted fear and dread of others knowing
too much. From what I can figure, there is a kind of
behind the scenes "seizure mentality" that consumes
and dictates whatever arbitrary actions are taken by
John Bird, whose own brother Peter Bird has been
shipped off to Scotland to represent the Scottish Big
Issue founded by Mel Young and who is the founder
of Homeless World Cup (HWC) that is
headquartered at Edinburgh.
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Cult or clique members at Big Issue Vauxhall, and also
now at Bird's home base at Cambridge, bow and scrape to
his every asinine word like he is the world’s leading guru
on homelesssness and social enterprise. Heaven forbid!
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As for The Big Issue Foundation chairman, I have little
time or patience for the ilk of James Caan, frankly. I cer-
tainly wouldn’t go out of my way to see him perform in
BBC’s Dragons' Den. I write here, by the way, as a critical
blogger and open Big Issue vendor of five year’s
standing at London’s Long Acre.
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As for James Caan declaring he will not invest with some
one with a criminal record, well all I can say to him is that
"life is full of criminals." In fact, we have more convicted and
non-convicted criminals worldwide today than at any other
time in all the human history of the world. And, if you want to
roughly know the staggering numbers of convicted criminals
in the UK, the figure runs at over ONE MILLION since before
vile New Labour’s red stranglehold on “Broken Britain.” More
and more dangerous immigrants and crime-ridden foreigners
are filling now the UK prison system to bursting point thanks
again to hideous New Labour letting millions of such low life
scum into the UK so as to gain more pro-socialist voters
for New Labour.
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In the US of A, the figure runs at a mind-boggling number
of about EIGHT MILLION convicted criminals since before
"closet Muslim" Barack Hussein Obama took over the once
Christian Oval Office from millions of "non-Obama"
Americans.
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And the United States also has over FIVE MILLION
outstanding arrest warrants for its own citizens and for
all manner of folkz from all around the world. If America's
role is that of the World's Policeman, then it is also now the
World's No. 1 Jailer with over TWO MILLION prisoners
already locked up in the country's vast penal system of
state penitentiaries and county jailhouses "from sea
to shining sea" and all "across the land of milk and
honey!!" The American Deam is now dead for many
and the New Eldorado is Western Europe for them,
especially at "borderless" Britain that has seen millions
of the world's unwanted scum now crammed inside New
Labour's "Broken Britain" and that such an immigration
stampede has now helped to destroy the very home-
land of the English Christian White People.
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Of the ethnic breakdown of the 6,656 robbery
offenders prosecuted last year in London, over 65%
of them were either Black, Asian, or mixed race
culprits. Such is the negative impact on our society
due entirely to New Labour's hideous and destructive
mass immigration that is choking or killing the very
life that was once my beloved England. It's criminal
what The British Labour Party has done and continues
to do with their utter immigration impunity and
immunity. England will never be the same as the
country evolves more and more into a Third World
Haarlem brought upon us be the deceit and political
trickery of the ilk of Blair and Brown and that now
threatens us all beyond repair as a once proud nation.
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The UK is now more ghettoised and foreignized
than even the whole of the United States!! And,
if New Labour should by fair or foul win yet an-
other 5 years in office, then the United Kingdom
will become completely swallowed up by even
more abusive imposition of greater mass immig-
ation against the British People by the treacherous
and cunning socialist gangsters of New Labour. So
vote Labour for more and more mass immigration!
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So be careful, James Caan, for your good buddies may
turn out to be one of those criminals you don't want to
associate or invest with for whatever reason you have
declared. If you don't want to invest with known
criminals, then my best advice to you is to immediately
resign your chairmanship of The Big Issue Foundation and
say goodbye to your Catholic buddy and ex-British criminal,
Mr. A. John Bird, MBE. Good riddence then to you James
and your 70 million quid. So Bye ...
Byyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee, then!
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Big Issue's John Duffy At London's Covent Garden.
John Duffy: Re-Inventing Homeless Folkz.
By Uncle Monty. Photo By Alex Albion.
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Earlier you may recall my initial brief story outline of
my unexpected encounter again with Big Issue's John
Duffy after an absence of two years. He has returned
from Glasgow to his old hunting ground of Surry at
where he now holds The Big Issue franchise there.
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When he first went to Glasgow to work for Scotland
Big Issue it was under the pressure or the duress of
John Bird, who needed to have someone to take charge
there after the manager was either sacked or quit and
so nobody was there to take charge of things until John
Duffy was drafted and hired. However, some time after
being in Glasgow he found himself in a personal situation
that grew more problematical for him due to him not be-
ing a Scot, so he says, that resulted in open antipathy to-
wards him as an English guy by the local Scots. Though no
one at Glasgow - at where my own late dad was born -
said such to him to his face, John Duffy knew nevertheless
that he wasn't all that welcome simply for not being a
native son and perhaps because John can be unbending
in dealing in certain situations with other people.
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Whatever, our good chat on Good Friday at Covent
Garden revealed Duffy's surprising desire of re-inventing
homeless folkz. What? Yes, re-inventing homeless folkz
by dropping the negative homeless tag for one of a more
positive one of calling such people "community residents"
or "community workers" of The Big Issue.
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While John Duffy's intention is good, the question is
will such a name change for the homeless make any
difference in the actual circumstances of the homeless
on a day-to-day basis? Perhaps, hopefully yes. But if
we look at what Scotland's Mel Young has done with his
remarkable creation of the Homeless World Cup in the
lives of the homeless around the world, then the
evidence and lessions of his "re-inventing homeless
folkz" is truly real and without question right there at
the good hands of Mel Young. Positive words alone cannot
solve the core problems of many homeless, but they can
at least help to motivate some of them to do positive things
to enchance their own esteem and worth instead of using
homelessness as a crutch rather than using it as a tool
to better things. John Duffy's insight into the issues of
homelessness is based on his personal experience of
being homeless, then becoming a Big Issue vendor,
and later a vendor co-ordinator and finally to be
named as the Big Issue's International Business
represenative before he headed out to Ramsgate
and eventually onto Scotland's Glasgow. I might say
he has now come full circle with The Big Issue. Be-
fore he lost his home, John was a landscape gardener
at Kent, so I have been told by Oliver Tidmarsh
who once worked with Duffy.
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At another point, John Duffy was also awarded The
Metropolitan Police Commander Award for having in-
structed serving London cops with his insight and under-
standing of the problems and behaviour of the homeless
and rough sleepers on the cold city streets. Met Police
Inspector Malcolm Barnard, then head of the Homeless
Street Unit, could find nothing but huge praise for
John Duffy and The Big Issue.
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John was critical of a number of things that I agreed
with myself. One was that hideous TV progamme from
last year of rich and famous people sleeping rough for 10
days in what I have called "nothing more than a homeless
skit" and to which was done more for John Bird's inflated
and insatiable self-ego and to raise more big bucks for his
own Big Issue Foundation than anything else. John Duffy
was also rightly very critical of the stupid "Coronation
Street" idiot on the programme as I was equally of the
"Indian Comic" guy. We liked best Rosie Boycott, who
was the glue and she clipped Bird's feathers as he
apologised to her with his small tail hanging between
his Big Issue legs after he screwed up things with her.
You don't mess with someone like Rosie and get
away with it. No, sir!
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Also the recent magazine wholesale price increase
to vendors we scorned and especially the new retail
price of £1.70 that is of no help to the vendor who now
needs to fiddle in his or her pocket for change of 30
pence for two quid from customers. I have suggested
the magazine should be priced now at two quid. But
knowing the greed of The Big Issue, I suspect it
would promptly increase the wholesale price yet
again to its vendors so that the vendors are never
allowed to make even more profit for themselves
without Big Issue cashing in on the deal. John Bird
stated at the last price increase that such an increase
was being "split" between the vendors and him.
Who is this he kidding? This is the same "homeless
guru" who has declared war on street folkz who go
begging (or panhandling), while Bird himself is the
biggest begger of them all!! He goes corporate begg-
ing instead, while he then unashamedly condemns
the poor buggers and homeless people on the street
who beg for peanuts while he, Bird, gets big fancy
corporate bucks running into thousands of dollars
at time fo his "poor" foundation. What? Yep!
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John Duffy: The Old Version.
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I am sorry. I don't have more time now to write more
about Duffy. Perhaps later on down the road, I will do so.
I want to get on here to complain abit about Big Issue's
Steven Farrell-Wood shitty attitude in my next short
story that will soon be online. I feel like even after five
years of knowing him, he is still shows no good manners
or respect toward me for reasons best known to himself.
He is always distrusting of Big Issue vendors despite the
fact that he has been one himself. He always counts out
my magazine money as if I am about to cheat him. He
never ever says a "thank you" or "please" or "hello"
even after five years of knowing him! How strange,
indeed? Steve Farrell is so moody at the best of time,
too. Can never figure our what his problem is ...
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The 'Other' Steve Farrell: His More Charming Side.
http://www.bigissue.com/Steven_Farrell_54.php
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G'day everyone, Uncle Monty.
+St. Catherine, 2010.
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Next Three Stories Soon By Uncle Monty:
1. RALPH MILLWARD: Big Issue Vendor
Battered To Death Over A Lousey Cigarette
By Three Under-Age British Street Yobz.
2. What I Was Told About Tom.
3. Steve Farrell: Get Yourself Some Manners.
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Followed by Graham Walker's highly critical two-
part series on John Bird called "Dead Bird Walking."
Then Uncle Monty's "Outlaw The Alien Burka Now."
And, also his "No Good Samaritan For Us," which exposes
the socialist and stupid bullshit of Jackass Gordon Brown
on the campaign road at the British General Election.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please, please Uncle Monty keep writing. I love to read your comments and gossip. Never are you at a loss for words. You expose
The Big Issue gang for what they are. I was a vendor way back. I soon found out it was no good.
All I was doing was to help Bird
become rich on the backs of the
homeless on the street. Duffy is
a thug and not much more. Steven
is so messed up and spaced out
he doesn't know a prince, like you, from a pauper. Where's Sam,
Uncle Monty? I see you have not mentioned her this time around.
Is she dead?
The guy Caan or Khan should be
told to stuff it. I like Duncan
Bannatyne so much more. My favourite blog is your's. You call a spade a spade and not what it is not. I like that ... I'm an ex-vendor from 2003-2004, Chris
with big hugs. PS. I now report for my local newspaper on neighbourhood crime and weekly court cases in mid-Wales.

/jj33/ said...

u are my mate montie
i see u dont like tbi
big arses u dont like
u and me are like that
i see u in tbi pittsh
u are liked theer by
many theer
montie u are a good
mate 2 sellors in tbi
u stand up 2 cunts u
dont like
good mate
i now u are a man who
stiks to your wored
/best 2 u montie mate/
/jj33/