12/13/2009

TIGER WOODS: The Rise & Fall of The One & Only Cablinasian. By Uncle Monty.



TIGER WOODS:
The Rise & Fall of The
One & Only Cablinasian.
By Uncle Monty.
Graphics By Alex Albion.
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Born out of interracial wedlock of an African-American
male and an Asian female, world golfer Tiger Woods, 33,
was hailed as a model of lily cleanliness and capitalistic
success, both on and off the world’s golf courses, until
his hitherto unpublicized sexual philanderings and con-
suming fornification was recently exposed and laid bare
for all the world to see him for what he really is. For he
is little more than a sex fiend at the drop of a hat and
who doesn't seem to know how to keep his filthy hands
to himself when it comes to casual sex with at least 12
slobbering white women outside of his marriage.
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Married to a white female European, Tiger Woods has
produced two kids from his 2004 marriage that is also
the product of yet another strain and mix of interracial
wedlock. Now his marriage looks like it’s on the rocks,
or between a rock and a hard place, after those white
women have variously offered their kiss and tell
stories about Woods' sex life to the world's tabloids
like America's "National Enquirer" and the
UK's "News of the World."
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It's All Finished, Baby!!
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Aside from being a sex fiend, Tiger Woods says he's
a "Cablinasian.” What? Did he say "Cablinasian" for
real? ? Yes, he most certainly did! So what’s this new
word and thing called “Cablinasian,” you may well ask!
Well, it’s what Tiger Woods repeatedly calls himself!
It means according to him he comes from a racial mix-
ture of “Caucasian, Black, American Indian and Asian,”
to quote columnist Ephraim Hardcastle's succinct
definition of Wood’s claim of being a Cablinasian.
Oh, Tiger Woods is also the world's one and only
Cablinasian Billionaire. And the first of its kind! But,
even that odd status he may very well soon lose ...
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And what about his kids?
Are they then "Euro-Cablinasians," simply because
their mom is a Swede married to a Cablinasian? And what
if those kids of their’s eventually marry yet another racial
strain of perhaps say pygmy or latino or aboriginal? I
dread to think! Like Tiger Woods, Barrack Obama is also a
product of interracial wedlock of a black African father and
a white Kansian mother in Obama's case. I see interracial
wedlock is now ripe and rife in such Caucasian countries as
the USA and, most especially, in today's hideous multiracial
dictates of the UK. Mixed race marriages are ruining the
English race from almost recognition as Anglo-Saxons.
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Although I personally think such should be outlawed or
curtained at the very least, I loathe seeing interracial
couples producing kids that don't know if they're white
or black or yellow or red or brown or something in bet-
ween. Nor do such mixed race kids know if say they’re
Jewish, Christian, Buddhist, Muslim or again something
in between. Interracial pairing produces mongrels, much
like dogs do, between themselves and so being pure bred
is becoming rarer by the day. The more sexually decadent
is a society, much like England, the more interracial dating
and courting goes on unabatedly and sickeningly thrives
with or without eventual wedlock. There won’t be a white
Briton left at the rate the country is producing mixed race
off-spings like ravishing rabbits with one in ten families in
the UK now of mixed race progeny. Furthermore, the
British state school system, especially in urban London,
is overwhelmed by mixed race infant and primary
school male and female pupils of the like never before
seen in the British Isles until vile New Labour began
its deliberate onslaught of mass immigration from the
Third World to Caucasian England at the behest of
Labour's abusive and socialist power of the past dec-
ade. Sex crazy Africans by nature will have sex with
almost any other race and such is evidenced by the
huge number of 21st century kids in Britain who dis-
play their half-mixed race and breed due entirely
to having an African male father or an African
female mother.
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As for so-called Cablinasains of Tiger Woods' blood-
line, I suspect few if any exist other than him and his
kids. Thank God!! Although one bogus college in Lon-
don just bragged that it had foreign and immigrant
students from 85 nations on its class rolls. So maybe
there is a Cablinasian among them? Other than that,
how awful to have 85 nationalities in just one college
which shows how multiculturalism and multiracialism
has now gone completely mad inside the UK! Such is
beyond all good reason, except for the political and
leftist agenda of Britain's foul Labour Party that at
present holds its "red stranglehold" on Broken Britain.
Something needs to also be done to help stop the
interracial subculture from becoming more and
more the majority culture inside England and
else where across Europe and even in certain
race enclaves of America.
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As for the sex problem of Tiger Woods', he has now lost
his resounding status as a wholesome and international
sports figure to millions of his golf fans of both the young
and the old. His commercial endorsements also seem
pretty shaky after all that has been revealed about his
extramarital sex flings. Worse still for him, he stands to
lose huge millions of dollars has the fallout of his moral
depravity still comes crashing down relentlessly upon
him. He's now a forever fallen golf sports hero. He is
unlikely to fully recover both on and off the fairway.
He's lost his best shot of his good life all because of his
sex flings being of his own heterosexual undoings and
not because of any flaws with his superb talent
and mastery of top pro golf.
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So I rudely show the woman below as a white female
for a Cablinasian sex fiend like is Tiger Woods to have
perhaps another quick sex fling before he is rightly
divorced outright by his own ex-loving wife. She has
every right to tell him to go to hell and back as she
prepares to find a new life outside of her crumbling
marriage to the world's No. 1 golfer, who isn't such a
nice, clean, guy after all. No wonder our kids scoff at
what they see so many of their grownups do!! And
thus - "TIGER WOODS: The Rise & Fall of The
One & Only Cablinasian" - has now come to pass
so ungloriously for him at no matter what may
personally happen next for him ...
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TigerCrashGate.
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Child protection team visit Tiger Woods's home as spon-
sors abandon scandal-plagued golfer. By David Gardner.
How About Her For A
Nice Sex Fling, Mr. Woods?
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Disgusted with Tiger, Uncle Monty.
3rd Sunday in Advent, 2oo9.
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NB. Tiger's surname is given both as Woods
and Wood in news reports by the world news
media. I've mainly used Woods as his surname,
and sometimes Wood in photographic write
overs, for this blog story of mine about him.
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And, Here's Yet Another New Labour Shocker ...
"Single mother of eight living in a £2.6m mansion -
so much for Labour's housing benefit crackdown."
By Emily Andrews.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man, oh man, you sure sound great.
When will you learn that no matter the creed or race or nationality of people that love each other they will marry and have children? What is wrong with that?
Tiger Woods isn't a 'cablinasian' he is an Afro-American man. He can marry whoever he likes with the same freedom that you and I have.
Skin color is of no importance to those who love each other. Marriage should not be restricted by people who hold out of date views and anti-interracial attitudes like you. Don't write Tiger off just yet. The story you wrote about him leaves me very angry toward you.

Anonymous said...

Кажется, это подойдет.

Terry and Rhonda!!!!!!!! said...

Uncle Monty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE AGREE WITH EVERY WORD
YOU'VE WRITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never before have we heard the
race term CABLINASIAN, until
you gave meaning to it!!!!!
TIGER WOODS DID HIMSELF IN
BY HIS OWN CONCEIT, ARROGANCE,
LUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are surprised he hasn't
pulled the "race card", yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE send you our VERY HAPPY
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS!!!!!!!
From Terry and Rhonda!!!!!
Do you remember us????????
We hope you do!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

latest count is 14 for tiger, zero for all his women. ah, i am still single and free just for him after they're all done with him. give the kid a break.