7/01/2010

My Protest Site Revisited. By Uncle Monty.




My Protest Site Revisited At London's
Royal Courts of Justice.
By Uncle Monty.
Photos & Graphics By Alex Albion.
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Young couples of mixed colour, ragamuffin Muslims
with their bushy black beards, fancy female blacks
in their national African costumes, garrulous school
groups of multiethnic composition, curious visiting
foreign tourists, and scuffy-looking white trash
dressed like beach bums, that saw all of them Mon-
day morning coming in and going out of London’s
Royal Courts of Justice during my second-marked
protest there in my continuing public Day 6 demo
against the unjust and arbitrary suspension of
me by The Big Issue’s Peter and John Bird.
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White prison vans of the private Serco and Reliance
companies, trading and profiting like they do in their
human cargo of misery with their payload of con-
victed convicts, did arrived from time to time as the
large vans sweept adriotly thru the side court gates to
desposit the handcuffed appellants for their hearings
before the various royal court judges. QC’s or Queen’s
Counselors or British barristers came thick and thin
dressed in their identifiable court silk and attire with
some of them making millions of dollars per year in
their stiff and learned legal fees. Young law clerks try-
ing to look as important as the jurists of the Inns of
Court just tagged along in their otherwise differential
and respectful manner to their master of the chambers.
English solicitors, or in America called "lawyers,"
seemed only to sweat in their dark suits and tight
shirt ties due to the London heatwave as they duti-
fully arrived in unison with their thick legal case
files and all too heavy briefcases.
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Many of them looked simply out of their depth
at the Royal Courts of Justice, which now plays
second fiddle to the newly created British Supreme
Court that has cost the country's taxpayers £16
million just to start it up all because of the hideous
socialist megalomaniac known as Tony "Bambie"
Blair ... His desire to Americanize and deAnglicize
the highest levels of the British royal court system
was typical of Blair's slick and political mentality
of trying to the "Big Leftist Man" in his otherwise
insignificant character as little more than a
"Little Leftist Man." The only thing "big" about
Blair is his international status as a British war
criminal that he truly is, along with his
Texan war pal called George Bush!
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Uncle Monty At Royal Courts of Justice.
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I observed first hand the royal courts at my latest
protest Monday to get The Big Issue to simply lift
their ongoing suspension of me for having, so I was
originally told, of first “bringing the Big Issue into
disrepute” for writing my critical blog stories about
them as a five-year Big Issue badged vendor No. 115.
Now they’ve gone from that to smearing my name
with sickening stories of my American sins to justify
their original reason (s) for suspending me. Now almost
7 weeks and 720 petition signatures later, with two QC’s
now added to my petition, The Big Issue’s little honcho
Peter Bird and his big honcho brother John Bird have
now been deliberately stonewalling any decent efforts
either to meet with me or to simply lift their unjust
suspension against me so that I can return to my
five-year old productive Big Issue pitch at London’s
Long Acre. Instead, they've also maliciously thrown
away all of my good customers for the hell of it!
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One Big Issue vendor told me yesterday that I
was now “BAN FOR LIFE!!!” I said to him: "Well,
I guess I can now take that to the grave with me,
right?" He then looked at me plain stupid, he did.
If that is the actual sentence now imposed upon me
by The Big Issue, then all I can say is that gives me
even more of an impetus and drive for me to con-
tinue on with my lawful public protests against
Peter and John Bird. Yep, yep! ...
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Little Honcho Peter Bird.
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To:- Peter Bird, The Big Issue, 1-5
Wandsworth Road, Vauxhall, London SW8 2LN.
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Dear Mr Bird: Re: Monty Big Issue Vendor 115.
A quick but heartfelt note of concern about the
withdrawal of Monty’s vendor badge. I have known
Monty since I started working in Long Acre in 2007;
previously, I did not buy the Big Issue – unless cornered
by an “overly enthusiastic” vendor. As a fixture outside
Caffè Nero, I got talking to Monty and in time became
a regular customer. I can’t honestly say that I have
been bowled over by the content of the Big Issue or
share its party line on many subjects but I have con-
tinued to buy pretty much every issue - in part because
I have come to respect what I thought were the Big
Issue’s founding commercial principles but mainly
because I admired Monty’s approach to running his
business. Nurturing and developing customer relations
are at the heart of successful sales; so too are charm and
tenacity – so long as that tenacity does not morph into
pushiness. Monty gets the balance right and has
become a welcome part of local life in Long Acre.
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In addition to talking at his pitch, I have read his blog
from time to time. Like the Big Issue itself, I disagree
with his views on a whole range of issues but fully
respect his right to express them – a right that’s
absolutely fundamental in any free and
democratic society.
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I have long experience in helping run large and
small businesses – and have faced a range of chal-
lenges with employees and independent contractors
along the way; my previous venture was a financial
services business which was sold to a major US bank
a few years ago – my current business (providing high
tech solutions to the problems besetting the corporate
pensions sector) started with no employees in 2007
and now has a team of more than 70 and rising, all from
a wide range of backgrounds, nationalities and creeds.
I really do understand the challenges you face;
challenges that require frequent and difficult value
judgments. While the successful tend to make the
right call most of the time, in my experience, the
truly successful acknowledge that sometimes they
get it wrong. I don’t claim to know your side of the
story – but I do know Monty and his positive effect
on your business in Covent Garden and would
strongly urge you to reconsider your decision.
Yours faithfully, Jonathan Stolerman.
(As of today, Peter Bird has not even acknowledged
Jonathan's written letter of May 21st, 2010.)
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I now have a simple question to ask of The
Big Issue's John Bird. "How many more names
do you need, John? " Here I give you another 100+
good names after posting earlier elsewhere some
300+ other good names for you ... What else do
you need, John? Just tell me!!!
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- Phil Alfrey - Dan Wardman – Sylvia Champion –
- Nicola Wright -Andrew Bailey – Jeni Bradley –
Gillian Perham - Tina Strack – Danny Burke –
- Gareth Howell – Rich Wagg – Elaine Chard –
- Fiona Sloss - Almudena Lara - Anthony Misquitia –
- William Maher - Suzanna Mair - Dean Porter –
Alexandra Mumm – H.J.W. Eddy - Andy Law –
- Mark Hayhoe- Mandy Bolton - Anna Murray –
- John Fuller- Alastair Phillips - Tim Poole –
- Cavin Casey – Kath Posner - Sally Learoyd –
- Jill Ferguson - Ida Negri – Colin Campbell –
- Boris Caylak – Lucy Hartigan - Matt Siebert –
Lance Day –Ellen Skinner - Wilfred Wong -
- John & Melinda Lenhart - Elizabeth Middleton -
- Caroline Lewis – Shalon Nuna - Ruch Pathirana -
- Daola Santini - Simon & Marifla Hetherington -
- Timothy Braksford - Amanda Francis - Monty Rice -
- Michael Bates – Malcolm St. George -Tony Browne -
- Tim Else – Stefon Grier – Ron Tappin -
- Brian & Veronica Mahoney -The Nero Girls –
Rev'd L. Roberts - Kevin Clarke - Penelope Pusey –
- Leo Antoran - Dave Greener – Angela Hyatt –
- Ian Gentle – Shirley Ginisi - Jane Hares -
- Leonardo Mason – Myrna & Carl Hancocks -
- Katherine Wooster – Calvin R. James – Stu Will -
- David Saunders – Lisa Stringer – Denise Patrick -
Jonathan Stolerman – Agnés Bonnett – Tony Lewis -
Lynn Henley – Nigel M. Corsey - E. M. Price -
- Paul Mann - Rosalind Kaiser-Pittman -
Nigel Millinson- Mike Broom - Len Duffy -
Winnie Tompkins - Jenny Moreton - Joan Webley -
- C. A. W. Woods – Molly McIntosh - Bob Cary -
Gideon & Zollie Grosvenor - "88" - Dan Taddling -
- Mickey Parsons - Candie Dawson - Trent Islip -
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You can still sign my petition, if you haven't!
Just put your name in the subject line only.
Your e-mail will not be disclosed.
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Ex-Big Issue's Big Guy John Duffy.
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Having replied to John Duffy's last e-mail
after telling me how he felt upset and insulted
by me adding "666" to the tag around his
neck in an image of him in one of my previous
stories entitled "Boycott Peter & John Bird,"
I've not heard a further word from him since. I
suspect his in-law Sam Woolock of The Big Issue
has given him her ususal mouthful of my sad
misdeeds in America to frigthen him away from
ever contacting me again. What was of interest to
me was why would someone like Duffy suddenly
leave The Big Issue, especially in light of the fact
that for years he was a close buddy, buddy, of John
and Peter Bird? Well, I have now learned why
Duffy left The Big Issue. So, you don't need to tell
me why. I know now, thank you very much ...
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Covent Garden's Big Issue Distribution Spot
with Steve Farrell-Wood and staffer in 2oo6.
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Hot as hell outside it was Monday as I sat in the gruel-
ling heatwave that has beset Britain for some days now
as the public gave me their support again by signing my
ongoing petition against The Big Issue that included this
time my much larger and more detailed protest sign
(seen above at story caption) unlike my last encounter
outside the royal courts from almost a month ago. Then
the court was closed for Trinitytide recess while yester-
day it was all open and aglow with hives of buzzing
activity for us all to see.
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He apologized did the lawyer to me for not signing my
petition the last time he saw me. This time he did. “I
got to see your blog!,” he exclaimed approvingly. “I
never expected to see so much that I read. I was sur-
prised. Your’s was the first blog I have read of someone
I had met who was the blogger,” as he went to great
lengths to tell me so. “You must have written about
half a million words already on your webpages,” he
informed me. "Not quite,” I told him, “but if I was given
a buck or a quid for every word I’ve so far written then
I’d be quite rich if not exactly a millionaire.” We laughed.
“Monty, take this,” said the lawyer has he handed me a
crisp 20 quid note to put in my pocket. I then cheekily
thanked him by saying “Well mate, that’s at least 20
words I got paid for from you!!!” We laughed again. He
did mention, by the way, for me not to mention his name
or law firm here on my British megablog ... Sure thing!
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She does research she does. That's all I learned from
the late-40'ish lady who came from nowhere to sign
my petition with her McElroy Research 7878, Ltd.
Then she entered the royal courts and about 1½
hours later she left and then waved goodbye to me
without a word. Then, I saw the brand-spanking
new maroon Bentley glide gracefully to the curb to
carefully pick her up. "Who was the lady of obvious
wealth?," I asked myself. Protesting in public isn't
just about doing it, it is also a free ticket to 'live
theatre' to watch the comings and goings of daily
London life that sometimes displays a gem or
two of certain people and things. Like the
anonymous lady researcher with her classic
maroon Bentley and her heavy negriod and
unfeminine chauffeuse, too. What a gem?
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My protest site revisited was certainly well
worth it, although the bloody heat was almost
unbearable at times as a result, I repeat again,
of our present London Heatwave!! I took plenty
of iced juices with me in preparation, however.
A couple of folkz also brought me ice creams,
too. Nice! After my upcoming break, I shall be
rearing to go again with my next public pro-
tests against The Big Issue no matter how
long it takes. So there you are, mates!!
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And at the end of my latest 7-hour protest, the
biggest questions still remains: "Who are they, at
The Big Issue, to still be pointing their dirty finger
at me?" Some of them there, aren't exactly angels
themselves, know are they? So why bad-mouth
me? And, why treat me so badly? I'll have some
hard-hitting answers to those big questions in my
future ongoing stories about my unjust suspension
by ruthless and mechanical Peter Bird and by his,
self-confessed, ex-criminal brother John Bird.
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Descreened in the background is John Bird of
15 years ago. He's now grown much older like me!
How The Big Issue Lost 25,000 Quid.
By Uncle Monty. This story is still unfolding all
around me and once the legal niceties are completed,
I shall then be able to reveal the full story that brings
me so much joy after the gruesome events against me
by Peter and John Bird and their Big Issue gang.
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Feeling Ever So Good, Uncle Monty
Happy Upcoming July 4th America, 2010.
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After England's pathetic performance at
The World Cup, and particular the debacle
over Germany, I immediately took down my
largely disgraced Union Jack that was hoisted
outside my sittingroom window. The problem
with our players is they want to be more like
movie stars than real footballers. They need
a good kick in their rearends to bring them
back down to earth. And that guy being
given six million quid a year to coach them
should be shipped right back to Italy with-
out any further ado and a couple of million
quid should be docked off from his undeser-
ving pay ... then, that should be given to say
the Homeless World Cup to help homeless
players perhaps get a toe or two into
professional playing ...
So, Arrivederci, Capello ...
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Read now what otherwise happened to our
unwinning English team inside South Africa ...
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South African Hotel Staff Rip-Off England Team.
They even stole their SMELLY UNDERWEAR!!
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From SC, Florida, USA.
How can anybody here condone theft because of what
the Europeans did (or didn't do) in Africa 100 years ago?
I think the real racist here are blacks! And these blacks
need to realize something... it was their own African
brothers who sold them to the Arabs, the Portuguese
and all others who participated in the slave trade. Yes,
blacks sold blacks for a little rum ... who is guilty again?
The Romans killed, enslaved and commited genocide on
my ancestors 2000 years ago. Should I go and burn Rome
next week? You black racists are ignorant, foolish and just
plain stupid. If this is the dominant attitude in Africa, it's
no wonder you are all killing, raping and destroying your-
selves! Take responsibility for yourselves and stop living
in the stone age! You are bringing this upon
yourselves with your hate ....
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Then, keith a, (writes) South Africa never should have
gotten the world cup they are still a backwards country
with the new government stealing from the people on
(their) own land and they cannot not even take care of
their poor and yet spent 100's of million for a failed
series which had corrupt (officials) officiating.
DUMB Asses.
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The World Cup ends July 11th. Thank God!!
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ALL U WITH BIG ISSSUE NEED TO STOP DOING BAD THINGS To MONTY. I WILL
NOT BUY ANY BIg ISSUE AGAIN UNLESS U RESTORE HIM. TTB.

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