6/19/2011

Broken Ascot.

Broken Ascot. By Uncle Monty.
Photos By Jeff Moore & Web Photograbs.
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Just like Broken Britain of today, the year 2011 now
brings us "Broken Ascot" with rough riff-raff and fresh
 freaks having taken over the world famous royal horse
racing event that sees the Queen of England and her en-
 tourage annually attend what is known as "Royal Ascot."
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Just Wanted To Show The Folkz Out There
 How Really So British We Really Are!
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This year also marks its tricentenary with 300 years of
the most important engagement in the United Kingdom's
social calender for the upper class, upper crust, and upper
 cut. Or at least that was so until this year's gathering of
human trash and classless weidoes having taken over the
enclosures like crawling black ants and dirty bedbugz..
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What Her Majesty must think I do not know, but I do
know what I think after reading Rebecca Evans' news
piece on Royal Ascot that I then immediately dubbed
as "Broken Ascot," which has become yet another
example of Bloody Broken Britain with all its ugliness
and violence at the drop of a hat!!
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Ah U!!  Watch Out For My Big Bottle Coming At U!
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Ladies Day, noted ironically for the once tasteful
ladies hates and gentlemen's top hats, has now been
taken over with tacky hats and dresses that would
put even the coursest wenches to shame.
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British Military Officer Intervenes To
Stop Brawl At Royal Ascot, 2011.
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With Contess Maria, I went to Roayl Ascot a few
years back and I must say I was disturbed then by
the behviour of some of the so-called "respectable
people" at the enclousres. One tubby white woman
in her age 50's suddenly pulled up her cheap frock
and began urinating profusely all over the place and
right in the open for all the spectators to see. Then a
black wench later was seen with a huge split in the
back of  her bright orange velvereen trouser as she
was totally oblivious of her big fat negro bottocks
protuding out of her backside like a Third World
prostitute looking for easy sex with some dark
guy with plenty of free sex money to hand to her.
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 I must say those two incidents soon disillusioned me
 of what Royal Ascot was supposed to be like -
classy and civilized.
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What A Freak? A Tattooed Imbecile!!
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Day Out of the Office:
Its Been A Great Day. It Only Cost Me
A Few Hundred Quid to Layout Flat! Glad I
Came To Show Everybody How Important I am!
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The magic that was once England has been destroyed
and lost forever! And, so it now appears that Royal
Ascot is following suit with rich drunken louts, ignorant
toffz, tattooed imbeciles, common trash, rude gitz, tacky
blackz, unclassy ignoramuses, aristocratic yobz, ill-cultured
 freaks, crass vice girlz, tasteless riff-raff, to show their
vularity and lack of social graces for all the world to
see now at unroyally, Royal Ascot, 2011.
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I Bet U It Was Such A Nice Day At The Races!
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Not only have we become Broken Britain and now
Broken Ascot, but we've also become rude and violent
Britannia that even with the elderly Queen of  Eng-
land present there is no stopping the lowest social
and crude behaviour caused oftentimes by freewheeling
 booze and drugz, which at Ascot even had the gall to
setup a "Honesty Drug Box" for spaced out druggies
and crackheads to deposit their illegal drugz with
 immediate decrimanlization of their illicit goods while
acting out at Royal Aot. When you get a crowd of
boozeheadz and crackheadz together, you're bound
 to run into ugliness and open violence at any time.
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Over 100 Years Ago. Royal Ascot, 1910.
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That's exactly what happened at this year's Royal
Ascot, 2011. I blame Ascot for letting such social
scum into the races enclosures in the first place.
There is no shame anymore.
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A MAJOR ERROR!!
Due to a major technical error on my part while
attempting to install RSS feed to my blog, I lost
the complete story and images I posted of Broken
Ascot. I apologize to my readership for such a major
 error. I rarely have hardcopy of any story I write
as I tend to write with a free flow keyboard as I
then put the story together directly on my blog.
Only the images I use are hardcopy. I have partially
 re-constructed the original blog piece from memory
for now, but as soon as I return from this weekend's
national ceremony of British Armed Forces Day I
will try to restore most of the whole story, if I'm
 lucky and if my memory serves me well!!!
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My apologies, again, Uncle Monty.
+After Corpus Christi, 2011.
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- UPDATE -
Rebecca Evans reported:
"Royal Ascot racegoers are being offered a drugs
 amnesty on the way into the Berkshire racetrack for
 this week's five-day meet. A drugs 'honesty' box has
been placed at the entrance to the racecourse's
Grandstand Enclosure just yards from security staff.
The white box tells everyone arriving at the enclosure
that Ascot Racecourse is a drug-free zone and that
 illicit substances can be dropped through the slot in
the top of the white box. But the box itself is only
locked by a cable". What this does is to give
instant decriminalization to rich druggie racegoers
like they are above the law. Anyone seen dropping
illicit drugz in the so-called "Honesty Box" should
be promptly turfed out of Royal Ascot and/or
handed over to the police - period.
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Let's see what Royal Ascot does, if anything,
 to prevent future brawls next year at 2012.
It needs to stop druggies, boozers, foul call
 girlz, and tattoo imbeciles, and the such ilk, from
 entering the enclosures right at the gate. Will they
 do that? Of course not! They're only interested in
 their four million quid cash flow and not protocol
over profits. So Broken Ascot can be assured of
more trouble in future unless it starts clamping
down on such human muck that is allowed to
act out at its own free will while creating such
a brawl like we've now witnessed at Royal
Ascot, 2011.  Your's UM. June 27, 2011.
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From Where Obama's Dad Was Born,
Mombassa Baby Bleeds To Death!
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Smart Ass Tony Blair. By Uncle Monty.
1. British War Criminal.
2. False Prophet.
3. Greedy Champagne Socialist.
4. Mass Immigrationist.
5. Instigator of "Broken Britain."
6. Pro-Muslim, Pro-Black, Anti-Right.
7. Bare Face Liar & Political Shyster.
8. Pro-Europe, Pro-Yankee, Anti-English.
9. Unfit To Ever Govern Again.
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DEAD END for The Big Issue. By Uncle Monty.
Photos & Graphics By Alex Albion. Part 1 of 2.
Under the ever greedy and bigheaded Anthony ...
http://allaboutthebigissue.blogspot.com/2011/06/dead-end.html
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1 comment:

Averill I'Anson. said...

Sir, Please come off it. Ascot is NOT "broken" by any means because of one silly incident over a male tug of war regarding a seductive female. Race goers at Ascot are mostly decent. To brand them as trash and what have you is abit
overdone. Ascot will survive in
the future. My impression is that you're abit of snob. Please live in the real world where reality
is what it is. The only real danger to Ascot is if the Queen
decides to longer appear there
with her family and close friends.
Hope to see you with the Contessa
at Royal Ascot next time. Yours, Averill I'Anson.