Jacko Wacko Now Dead! So What? By Uncle Monty.

:: JACKO'S GOLDEN GOODBYE ::

By Padraic Flanagan in Los Angeles.

"In a final act ­worthy of the star’s larger-than-life

persona, (Michael) Jackson is to be buried in a

velvet-lined, £15,000, 14-carat gold-plated casket.

The coffin (or casket) will be the centrepiece of a

funeral to rival the grandeur of King Tutankhamun’s."

http://express.co.uk/posts/view/111836/Jacko-s-Golden-Goodbye

Latest Update: July 4th, 2oo9.

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Jacko Wacko Now Dead! So What?
By Uncle Monty.

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A recent Muslim convert at the time of his sudden death

yesterday at ago 50, Michael Jackson is being mourned

today by millions of his weird fans all around the world.

It will take sometime for most of them to realise he has

now come and gone at this morning’s first sunlight.

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While he was certainly gifted and talented, he was a man

without much conscience when it came to acting out with

little kidz at his now infamous Neverland Ranch. He

escaped criminal convictions of child abuse, but he never

publicly or privately apologised for his inappropriate and selfish

conduct with those children he enticed to his lavish ranch.

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Nor did Michael Jackson ever grow up, but he became instead

more weird by the years he was still around. When he dangled

his little son from the hotel balcony, he seemed to act as if it was

normal for any father like him to do such a thing. Crazy was

he, of course. There was really nothing very normal about

Jacko Wacko or Wacko Jacko ... That's why he was called such!

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Jacko At 50 ...

I always cringed whenever I heard his name, especially

after reading the details of the court case brought against

him for allegations of child abuse. He was acquitted, but

a bad taste of him was forever left in my mouth ...

even now at his kind of cause célèbre -death.
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I was once assigned as a press photographer to initially

cover him as "King of Pop," but at the last moment my

assignment editor changed his mind. Some time much

earlier, he'd dispatched me to cover live John Denver at

his William and Mary Concert at Williamsburg, Virginia.

Which, I did. But I never got another chance to photograph

Jacko Wacko upfront ever again. Nor did I ever see him in

person. That was fine with me. Pop celebrities usually leave

me pretty cold and unexcited in most events. Although

John Denver at the height of his fame of Rocky Mountain

High, was personally a great guy to meet, to chat with,

and to spent several hours with him both at backstage

and onstage photographing him and his crew ...

John's later death in his own executive plane

that crash landed saddened me no end.
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Jacko's Own Place - NEVERLAND Ranch.

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In huge debt upto his neck, Michael Jackson is reported to owe

around $500 million, although he was still taking in around $19

million per year from his various show biz and recording deals.

His planned 50 gigs at London’s O2 Arena - that was set to start

just a couple of weeks from now - was said to help put his financial

situation back on the straight and narrow road. His death now
obviously imperils those Jackson gigs and millions of dollars

that will have to be refunded to the hundreds of thousands

of fans who bought tickets to his global gigs. No doubt, too,

the Yankee shyster lawyers will be like vile vultures circling

his dead body and at the ready to sue for whatever money

and valuables they can lay their dirty and slimey hands on.
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Almost a recluse living in a rented swanky house

at $100,000 per month at Los Angeles, Michael

Jackson’s final days started and ended with popping

pills and pain killers to which news reports say he’d be-

come addicted to. His life seemed in such a mess for a

man who had gained and conquered the world musically,

but then completely lost it. His death by heart attack

should come as no surprise really after so many recent

reports had indicated that he was in very poor and frail

health and struggling badly to find some comfort with his

medical conditions that included a damaged vertebra

in his back. The older he got, the less he could handle

all the stress of his fame or infamy. His appearances

set for the O2 Arena are also blamed for added stress

of preparing for his 50 gigs or his same age of 50. Some

media stories already state that such may have contri-

buted to his sudden heart attack. But I don't buy that!

I think what happened to Jacko Wacko was an adver-

se reaction to some injection or painkiller given to

him by his very own doctor who was then with him

when Jacko then stopped breathing or died on him.
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He was the superstar to the big stars that surrounded

him and to which many helped him from becoming

literally an homeless person on the streets of LA.

They were generous friends who came to his aid

when he was down to his "last cent" as angry

creditors stood ready to devour him and seize

whatever the bailiffs could get. Now he’ll never be

homeless will Michael Jackson in his rich grave that

will soon see one of the biggest funerals in America

since the death of Elvis and Diana and all such stars

so buried. Whether Jacko Wacko's funeral will be

a private Muslim one will remain to be seen, but

his weird fans will no doubt demand some

public memorial service to him.
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Jacko With Monkey ... Graphic By Alex Albion.

So now brace yourself for a media blitz of all things Michael Jackson for the next week or so at least. Such will be rammed down our throat no matter if you’re a weird fan or not of his. Our world is a better place without such a wacko as Jacko was. I was alot more saddened by the death of Charlie’s Angels star Farrah Fawcett, 62, who died a grim death with anal cancer on the same day that Michael Jackson suddenly died, too. She must have been completely disfigured and her body was probably like a dehydrated carcass with so much weight lost at her final and merciful death. And so brave was she, unlike Jacko either in life or death. And fame is always fleeting no matter how world famous or infamous one becomes. Jacko Wacko will be no exception ...

One last word or two regarding this story. I deliberately used "Jacko Wacko" instead of "Wacko Jacko" to distinguish my death story on Michael Jackson from the hundreds of other bloggers so commenting on the end of the life of "The King of Pop." But above all, his sudden, and not expected death, was a classic clear-cut case of the very old saying - "Here today and gone tomorrow." Bye, bye!! So Jacko Wacko Is Now Dead! So What?

Truly, Uncle Monty. +St Rudolph, 2oo9.
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:: UPDATE 24 Hours Later ::

"Did Injection Kill Michael Jackson?"

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/110313

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Michael Jackson's death sparks Florida bus brawl.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE55P68O20090626

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